i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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