with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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