We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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