I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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