You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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