My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't think brook has ever known best
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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