Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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