: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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