I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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