Non-Jews are for practice
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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