Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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