Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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