of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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