how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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