I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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