Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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