after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
