There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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