Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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