How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
