This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
