but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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