guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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