normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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