I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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