at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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