Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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