oh god the rape fog is back!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
