She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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