i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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