Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
