shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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