I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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