if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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