Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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