Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
