Don't you send me to vm
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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