I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
