I wanna bring you to show and tell
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
im on a boat
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