Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
please come you make the beer taste better
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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