Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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