I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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