And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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