Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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