I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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