I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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