well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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