Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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