Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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