Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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