your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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