We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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